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My Black Hole – Where is it?

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So having spent all my money on drugs and booze last night was a total waste. There was no end of the world today. No giant black hole sucking us into the next dimension. Ok I was kidding, there was no drugs or booze last night. In fact, I, as usual, got up, went to the lab, did my experiments, had my caffeine fix, and complained how my experiments did not work. Usual day at the office really. Another successful scaremongering attempt by the media. The fact that there was next to no chance that the worst is going to happen was just brushed aside and focus was put on how we will have a black hole created on Wednesday, when the actual colliding procedure is not going to happen for another month! Insanity!

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September 10, 2008 at 11:02 pm